Thanks brain
You were closer the first time
I know the joke is that you summoned a demon by fucking up your pronunciation, but all I can think about is the fact that demons are known in certain types of lore for teaching humans various subjects and skills (math, astronomy, jewelry making, etc)
so all I can picture now is some sort of college comedy where you summon a demon to help you with your Latin homework, but they‘re a shitty tutor who’s faking it till they make it, and you promised your soul in exchange for passing Latin but they can’t collect until they’ve held up their end of the bargain, so the whole plot is you trying to hide the fact that your new roommate is a demon while they try to hide the fact that they don’t know Latin and you both are just trying to make it through the semester from Hell
Please write this, i relate too much yo the semester of hell with a language every one expexts u to know
me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin
my brain:
me:..............slippry like dolphin
i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion.
the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance
I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”
op what is it like knowing your dad is the funniest motherfucker on the planet
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
“You need to leave him, Karen”.
I am so here for this
I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing
this is honestly such a nice prompt
